BETSY DEVOS: Guns in school protect against grizzly bears

The bears are in trouble now!  Our government went and did it.  Yes they did it.  Those damn Republicans have now endangered
the lives of the poor grizzly bear.  It
saddens me to think that a sweet old grizzly might one day be taking a walk
through an elementary school and suddenly be shot by a Radical Islamic Terrorist
(otherwise known as Joe the school janitor).

But, that is the world we live in.

Betsy doesn’t like you, Smokey.  But she does love her money. She likes to
give it away, too.  She gave it to a lot
of Republicans so she could become the Secretary of Education.  All of this was done in order for her to
pursue her mission of ridding the earth of the grizzly bear.

See, this education thing, ha!  It’s just a distraction, man!

It’s the bear she really wants- and by Gawd, it’s the bear
she will certainly get.  Most of the time
Betsy is pretty good about keeping her real goal quiet and low- but then.  Then she got passionate in the Senate
hearing.  And, out of passion came the
real truth.

We now know what the real truth is.  God help us all.